EVER SINCE MULL PEOPLE BEGAN TO NOTICE 'FRODO' DOUGLAS WAS SHRINKING.
AFTER THE GOOD WITCH POINTED THE WAY, ONE OF THE MUNCHKINS OFFERED TO DRIVE DOROTHY UP THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.
THE 'UMPHA LUMPHA' TARMAC RALLY CHAMPIONSHIP WAS DOOMED AT SCRUTENEERING.
AFTER HIS 5TH PINT OF STRONGBOW, BRUCE REALISED HIS CHOICE FOR A 'TAKE THAT' TRIBUTE BAND WAS GOING NOWHERE!
